For the curious (and determined), there is a video clip of the UBCOMC up on our church website. It's at the tail end of the 'weekly announcements' video, so you have to click on the 'video announcements' in the upper right hand corner and wait patiently through all the happenings of the week and upcoming events. But, if you're determined to see it, you will see the UBCOMC worn on our hip Joseph, dancing with a sheaf of wheat.
And you can't even tell that it's Truly Ugly... ;)
The whole series of little videos, which will be used as 'sermon spice,' should be a real hoot.